MUNICIPAL PLACEBO INFRASTRUCTURE DIVISION
CROSSWALK PLACEBO PANEL
Press the oversized pedestrian button. The Division will issue a certified Walk Signal Influence Certificate. The infrastructure itself remains unmoved.
One press is all it takes to be fully, officially ignored.
CERTIFIED
WALK SIGNAL INFLUENCE CERTIFICATE
CERT NO.
BUTTON PRESS LEGITIMACY100%
MUNICIPAL RESPONSIVENESS INDEX
SIGNAL CHANGE CORRELATION0.0%
PERCEIVED AGENCY SCORE